thecorinediaries:

prewetts:

jordanleeemerson:

secretgaygent:

rnints:

imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”

GO CHOP SOME LUMBER

"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"

"Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."

(via guy)

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swimming-northbound:

this is literally all the motivation i would need 

swimming-northbound:

this is literally all the motivation i would need 

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wartortles:

*holding phone in hand* where the fuck is my phone

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davidcrap:

if a gay guy complements a girl does he say “no hetero” afterwards?

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67-kaz2y5:

I could be a billionaire and I’d still illegally download music  

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allthingshyper:

did-you-kno:

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YOU’RE IN AUSTRALIA
OF COURSE SPIDERS SHOULD BE FEARED

allthingshyper:

did-you-kno:

Source

YOU’RE IN AUSTRALIA

OF COURSE SPIDERS SHOULD BE FEARED

(via keep-calmandsecrets)

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